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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:43

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do people in other countries view Trump's trade policies and their impact on the global economy?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Some in Steelers Building Wanted to Go Back to Justin Fields in 2024 - Sports Illustrated
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
No way
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
How does a new KDP writer supposed to market a book?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.